Top reasons why this California fire is so not bad….

-Smoke so goes with everything…wondering if you should wear blue scrubs or red scrubs, doesn’t matter, smoke goes with everything.

-After being outside for awhile, you totally get that husky 1-900 number voice that just drives the men crazy.

– A great way to try out that new Lung cancer vaccine.

-Because Iowa was totally taking all the natural disaster glory, SO THERE IOWA, HAHAHA, FLOODS! OUR ENTIRE STATE IS ON FIRE!!

-Because we have the Govenator and he can so kick fires ass!

-Or rescue us all in his giant fuel efficient Hummers.

-Just making it easier for the D.E.A to get rid of all those pot fields in Mendo and Humbolt county.

-Because you know we have nothing better to complain about, all we do is surf anyway.


~ by Kim on June 26, 2008.

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