Things heard from the Nurses Station 3

Nurse to patient: Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, wake up!

New tech: He’s really cold.

Nurse: I know.

New tech: No, like really cold.

Nurse: I know.

Another patient rides by on his electric scooter, proceeds to weigh himself and then get back on his scooter.

Passed out patient after he orientated himself: I feel really cold.

Scooter patient: That’s because you are you dumb-ass, so cold they were going to send you to the morgue.

All staff look shocked and try to hide the roar of laughter that is building up in us.

Scooter patient: but I don’t give a damn anymore, cause you ride (form of medicaid transpertation) and I ride (VA transpertation) and I don’t have to hear all your complaining!

Scooter patient proceeds to drive away on is scooter

 

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~ by Kim on April 10, 2008.

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