As The Pump Turns

Nurse R as she walks from her office past the pt bathroom: “What is that smell?”

Me, applying hand santitizer beneath my nose and slipping a surgical mask over it: “Did you know A&W makes popcorn shrimp?”

Nurse R looks at me then at bathroom: “Bomb it.”

Tip of all those who get a tad “vomity” when cleaning crap from the bathroom walls (WTF?), putting alcohol based hand sanitizer beneath your nose, i.e. on your upper lip, helps with the smell.

And no, I do not know how crap can actually get on the opposite wall of the toilet nor do I really want to know.